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Funny Germany Nothing Scares Me My Wife Is German Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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Funny Germany-themed design for husbands with a German wife who enjoy humor about marriage, culture, and love. Great for men proud of their German partner and who love witty sayings, European pride, and playful jokes about strong relationships and family life.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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