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Funny Greenland Nothing Scares Me My Wife Is Greenlander Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A playful and bold design that reads “Nothing Scares Me My Wife Is Greenlander.” Featuring Greenland’s red and white colors, it’s a fun way to blend love, humor, and cultural pride. Perfect for husbands who embrace their Greenlandic partners with confidence and a smile.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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